Outtakes, Part 1: A Shrink Writing About his Patients?

I’m going to steal a page out of my friend Philalawyer’s book and post some material that was either in my first, badly written unpublished book or was material that was ultimately cut from CRAZY.

With the exception of very minor editing so that the material makes contextual sense, I will post it “as is.” Although highly embarrassing, this will hopefully show how writers change (or possibly stagnate) over time, so if you’ve been reading this site for a long time you’ll see where I’ve gotten since I first started pounding the keyboard. In other words, this Outtakes series is geared toward people who like psychology and people who like writing, but especially toward people who enjoy both typo herunterladen.

This is the introductory chapter from my first book, written in early 2006:

On Tuesdays, I have my weekly visit with my therapist. I started seeing Carol about a year ago, after a struggling relationship was finally put to rest. Many people don’t divulge the fact that they are in therapy. Even though science has accepted mental illness as just that, an illness, there is still a huge stigma in our society about seeking help for psychological distress. If you’re in therapy, you’re crazy or weak. It’s even worse if you are in therapy as a mental health professional. How can you help others if you can’t even help yourself downloaden kostenlos runterladen? In response to that question, I used to say, “cardiologists get heart problems, don’t they?” No one really understood that analogy, so I ultimately abandoned it. The real answer is that mental health pros still get depressed, suffer from anxiety, have anger management problems, and can’t maintain healthy relationships, just like the general public. But, for some reason, when we’re not in the throes of the problems ourselves and can maintain a little objectivity, we can often provide a useful service to most people herunterladen.

After my girlfriend and I broke up, I was feeling depressed and/or anxious most of the time, and my sleep was basically non-existent. Being a Psychologist, I had a pretty good idea that seeing someone would be beneficial. Fortunately, I was right. After a few months, my mood was much better, and I was sleeping a standard 8 hours a night. I decided to continue with therapy after I was asymptomatic, because I enjoyed the insights that Carol provided, and the 45 minutes per week was an ideal amount of time to really talk about what’s impacting my life. It’s my time to focus on what a lot of patient’s call “my stuff,” the things that are bothering me in life, my reactions to the world, interpersonal relationships (both good and bad), and so on herunterladen. Carol is a phenomenal therapist. She can explain the most complex psychological issues just as easily to a seasoned colleague or a man on the street, and she has a unique ability to make you willing to disclose anything and everything to her, to let you help her. I hate her for it, because I’m dying of jealousy. Even though she is probably 20 years my senior, I can never envision myself as gifted and talented a therapist as she is. To compensate for this feeling of inadequacy, I have but one option: make jokes about her in my own head to bring her down to a level with which I am comfortable alle ressourcen herunterladen wizards unite.

When I started graduate school about 10 years ago, I was trained in a modern form of psychotherapy: a short-term, problem-focused, “here and now” approach to treatment. When I am working, I often begin by saying “How would you like to use our time today?” or “What do you think is important for us to work on this week?” To the point, down to business. Carol is more like Sigmund Freud; she will often talk about the past, how my current problems might relate to how I feel about my mom, subconscious issues, things like that herunterladen. She was trained to keep quiet at first, to let her client’s impulses take over, let the psyche speak first. So when I sit down in her office, she smiles politely and waits for me to talk. I knew that she was trained this way before our first meeting, because I had asked her on the phone, so I know what to expect. And because she has the same first name as my mother, I always feel some sort of cool, Freudian irony when I sit down. Sometimes I wonder if she’ll ever act differently towards me, since we are colleagues, maybe even give me a discount on the fee. But Carol will have none of that download allowed. Once I sit in the chair, I’m another patient, who will be treated no differently than any other. So she waits. And smiles politely. After about 15 seconds or so, I speak.

“I’ve decided to write a book,” I finally say.

“Oh? That’s interesting,” she says.

Rather than say “Good for you!” or “What’s it about?,” Carol knows that therapy isn’t just a regular conversation. Her job is to make me think about basically every word I say, to understand why I just said what I did.

“How so?”

“You were saying a few months ago that you were stagnating, that you
needed a new project to work on, that it was hard for you to not have something to look forward to.”

I don’t recall saying that, but it does sound like me herunterladen.

Carol continues. “Do you remember when we talked about your childhood, how your mother always pushed you to do more, to not be content, to keep going?”

Remember? We go over this probably every week. “Yes.”

“Is this a manifestation of that message?”

She’s absolutely right, of course, but right now I’m just excited about the idea of writing a book, and I’m not really in the mood to analyze that decision. “It is, definitely. Do you want to know what it’s about?”

“If you think that’s important.”

That’s about as excited as she gets when something good happens herunterladen. “It’s going to be called What your Therapist REALLY Thinks: A New, Behind-the-Scenes Look at Mental Health. It’s a book about interesting therapy stories and cases told from my perspective.”

Carol doesn’t speak for about 10 seconds or so, lost in thought, looking up and to
the right, as she often does. “Why would you write a book like that?”

Why? “Well, I have a lot of people asking me ‘what is it really like to be a psychologist?’ or ‘when someone says something really unusual, what do you say, or even better, what do you think?’ It seems like a large number of people are really interested in our type of work, especially the more unusual aspects of our job, so this would be a way to share that, maybe in a humorous way. Most books about therapy these days are just so clinical, or self-help. This would be a brand new perspective on a field that basically lives in obscurity.”

Carol’s eyes are looking colder, and the smile from earlier is long gone sonos playlist. “You’re going to talk about your work in a book?”

I’m confused by the questioning, and I’m not used to seeing such a cold expression. Carol can be pretty judgmental at times, and I usually see it coming, but the eyes lead me to believe this could be an unpleasant session.

“Isn’t that how all psychology books get written, by talking about work? You know, case studies, professional experiences?”

“Well, yes, but case studies are generally used to elucidate psychological concepts for educational or self-help purposes, not for hilarity or entertainment.”

“This book is going to both entertaining and educational. That’s what makes it so special. It will give a real take on what therapists think. It will be honest. The reader will be right there, in the room with me. Have you ever read The Road Less Traveled?”

“Yes, I have.”

Carol is annoying because she has read everything. I fancy myself a well-read person, but it seems that she has read thousands of books I haven’t even heard of, and probably everything I’ve picked up she’s read twice. Sometimes I’m tempted to just make up titles to make sure that she isn’t just saying “yes” to every book I ask her about (“So, have you ever read the book, Why All Therapists should Sleep with their Patients?, or Why I Killed my Therapist, by Rob Dobrenski?”), but I know that a statement like that will lead to five or six sessions of analysis on why I would say such stupid things in the first place.

“Well, if you remember, he wrote a lot about his patients to elucidate certain points, and he was somewhat humorous in the process. I think I could write something more for this day and age, something with more edge perhaps.”

Carol is clearly not sold on this idea, although she’s not about to say so in absolute terms just yet.

“Entertaining and educational, with an edge, in the room with you, about your own thoughts on being a shrink, huh?”

“You got it, absolutely!”

Rob, do you want to know what I really think?”

Wow, this is a first. “Yes, definitely!”

“I think that only a true narcissist would do something like this.”

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27 Responses to “Outtakes, Part 1: A Shrink Writing About his Patients?”

  1. BL1Y says:

    Basically everyone who writes a book is a narcissist. Or, at least everyone who tries to get it published is. How can you not be a narcissist when you’re basically saying “Not only did I write this, but it is so good that you, and perhaps thousands of others should spend $16.95 to buy it and two dozen hours of your life reading it.”

    The real question is…is there anything wrong with that? I think the alternative, of thinking that no one would care what you think, is probably more destructive.

  2. Wayland says:

    I laughed at the end. You built up to it well. Nice delivery on that Rob.

  3. Beth says:

    Wow, I have to say, if a therapist said that to me, I would find it very upsetting. I personally HAVE found your blog very interesting and educational and I’m sure your book is too.

    I’m obviously not in psychology, but as an intelligent person I have to wonder, couldn’t you make this statement (about narcissism) about any kind of publication? When you write and publish–you’re basically saying “Hey, listen to me!”

  4. Rob Dobrenski says:

    Narcissism implies not just self-entitlement, but self-absorption at the expense of other people. If you write a book and say it’s great, that could be just solid confidence (not that I’ve done that yet). I think narcissists are more apt to say that not only are their books great, but other books suck, and that you should buy simply because they say so or that they are “entitled” to your money and your attention.

  5. Beth says:

    @BL1Y: it seems that we had the same thought!

    @Rob: Interesting thought there. I’m inclined to agree. However, as a writer, the way to get published is really to have an agent. You don’t pay an agent to read your work, they do that for free. Then later, if they sell your book to a publisher, they get a %. I’m sure you’re aware of all this, but I have a point for those unfamiliar with publishing.

    When an Agent takes on a manuscript, they’re investing their career. If your book doesn’t sell, they lose money, it can change their reputation, etc. One has to be somewhat narcissistic to ask someone to do that. I really think that’s something more than confidence. People putting their trust in you, and gambling on the idea that you’ll do well, that takes chutzpah.

    I don’t actually think being a writer is narcissistic. But I do find the word narcissism problematic. Especially coming from your therapist. For a professional, such as herself, to link what is considered a part of mental illness to a professional endeavor seems on the one hand crass, on the other hand harmful.

  6. C. says:

    Girlfriend? Didn’t see that one coming. I hope that satisfies Corman’s assignment of being mean to you because that is the best I’ve got.

    Keep up the good work with Corman and good luck with the book.


  7. Antonio says:

    That was awesome! It looks like she thought you were insulting the profession, that psychologists deserve or even require that veil of omniscience. Using that (clinical) term pejoratively speaks to her sense of entitlement more than yours. Bravo Rob

  8. dawn says:

    lol! if this is just a B-side, I can’t wait to read the book 🙂

  9. ELAINE says:

    I think your next book should be about why therapists should sleep with their patients. that would be a really helpful book and i would buy it for my dr

  10. Kim says:

    That was awesome! Your therapist sounds like my therapist …

  11. Marie says:

    I love it.


  12. Catherine says:

    You only wait 15 seconds to say something? It takes me like 15 minutes and then I end up panicking about how much each one of those minutes has cost me.

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  14. Rorschach says:


    So if a writer pitching his work to an agent is being narcisstic, would you say that a patient is being narcissistic when he goes to the doctor and expects to talk about his ailment?

  15. Dr J says:

    What happened next?

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  20. Adrift says:

    Carol does sound judgmental. Whatever happened to “unconditional positive regard”?

  21. UnSavioury says:

    I, for one, cannot wait to read the book. As wonderful as my shrink is, I can’t help but wish I had Rob for a shink instead.

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  24. Jill says:

    I presume carol is Freudian? Or an analyst?

    Why is it that so many people working in this field do analytical therapy for themselves but treat others with cbt type stuff?

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  26. Brandy says:

    As I am reading so many of these responses, I am somewhat saddened. There is a very distinct difference between Narcissistic Personality Disorder and simple narcissism. Nearly every individual is imbued with a certain amount of narcissism and it is perfectly healthy. I feel the comments further exemplify why psychology needs to be better known, and why articles such as yours are desperately needed within American society. Neurosis is normal, healthy narcissism is normal, and every “normal” developed human being has different levels of narcissism. Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a condition to be respected and taken very seriously, as the disorder can become very debilitating and destructive to those around them. I do hope that you spread the word from one end of the earth to the other – it is perfectly okay for us to love ourselves and our narcissistic way, without hurting the world around us.

  27. Seviah says:

    The narcissism thing I think is a joke–and a stupid one. Does narcissism simply describe (Arthur Miller’s) Willy Loman’s insistence on having “attention paid.” Good-looking people get that attention because it’s lovely to be lovely.

    It’s not that maintaining one’s looks isn’t ever a chore; it’s that thinking is different: it’s what we’re supposed (spiritually inclined, thinking is what it we were made) to do.
    How exciting to have a novel take on an aspect of the domain you’ve been working in, how cool to get to do research and develop that idea. Cool precisely because it is difficult.
    Psychoanalysis isn’t an internship at Morgan-Stanley. The goal isn’t prestige, master, or comfort: it’s self-awareness. Happiness isn’t the same as mental health. And narcissism isn’t the same as having something to say.